On the hunt for a tiny pathetic “alpha” man to step on melt ..
Added 2024-07-21 02:46:54 +0000 UTCOn the hunt for a tiny pathetic “alpha” man to step on melt into the bottom of my boot. I want to hear his pitiful cries for help as I walk around the city tonight. When I have enough alpha men caught and crying in my boots, I will take them home and make an alpha stew.
